Taken From.....humorsection.blogspot.com

Funny Lines
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
Does that screwdriver really belong to Phillip?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on a clock called a second hand?
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4 Months 13 Days Since i joined this New tagworld. . .

Top 10 Funniest Profile Header Messages

Dating Magazine

Several online dating sites like American Singles, Date.com, and LavaLife require the user to use a subject header that all people see when searching. We've scoured several dating sites to come up with what we consider 10 of the funniest profile headers. Counting down from 10 to 1, here is the list:

10) Feel free to interact with me. All my shots are current!

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3 Months 20 Days since i joined the New Tagworld...

--Wazzaapp!!

-- been real busy, didnt know knowing graphic desing would cause so much chaos.

-- got ppl wanting websites, ppl wanting ads, ppl wanting thier pics making em look hotter.

-- but anyways im back...

-- so see tagworld is the same

-- o well..

  -So i am gonna mess with ma site during this fine holiday.(3 days off i get) hehe all u ppl pissed offf abuot getting a longer summer or holiday...SCR3W  YOU!!

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Oil Change Instructions

WOMEN:

1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube or Valvoline Instant Oil Change when the mileage reaches 3,000 miles since the last oil change.

2. Drink a cup of coffee while they change the oil.

3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.

Cost: $29.99 oil change, $2.00 coffee. Total $32.00


MEN:

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2 Months 18 Days Since i Joined The New Tagworld..

-- SO YEA ME AGIN,

-- I HAVE HAD MULTIPLE TIMES I STARTED TO TYPE A BLOG AND NOT GOT TO FINISH,

-- SO I TRIED AGIN,

-- SO WATS NEW SCOOBY DOO...

-- WELL... I JUST WANNA SAY IM LEARNING STUFF FROM MA SCHOOL...( LEARNING GOOD..LOL)

-- STILL WAITING ON MA CAR TO GET FROM THE SHOP SO I CAN PROLLY PUT IT IN THE SHOP...(Garage..>>Engine Shop)

-- yea i need to fix ma car up fer summer.. for the ladies..

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10 Things You Don't Know About Women

 as taken from a woman..

1. Sorry, but we're actually all not "a little gay."

2. When "we" are pregnant, don't ever tell anyone "we're pregnant," because "we're" not.

3. We loosened the jar first.

4. It's always, always better to go commando than to show up in tighty-whiteys.

5. If you take medicine for athlete's foot, keep that little secret to yourself.

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